Elite Golf Pros makes funny golf t-shirts for people who love the game way more than the game loves them back. The slicers. The three-putters. The "that's a gimme, right?" crowd. If you've ever blamed the wind on a dead-calm day, you're our people - and we've got a shirt that says what you were actually thinking on the 14th tee.

Every shirt is designed by golfers and printed in the USA on premium 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough for 18 holes in August heat, durable enough to survive your washing machine and your swing. We're an American family-owned business shipping straight from Fort Worth, Texas, with a 30-day money-back guarantee, because the only thing that should be risky about golf is your club selection.

Browse our full collection of funny golf t-shirts for men - perfect for weekend rounds, guys' trips, and gifts for the golf buddy who never stops talking about that one good drive. Our funny golf t-shirts for grandpa, the legend who taught you the game (and most of your bad habits), our funny golf shirts for gramps make the easiest Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift on the planet. Want something one-of-a-kind?

Look good. Play terribly. We won't judge - we can't even break 60 on the front 9.